dude, you're harshing my mellow.

fifteen days of my favourite things challenge:

day 2: favourite band - Imagine Dragons

dorb should be a real pokemon

“Bite the pillow I’m going in dry” will be my senior quote

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos

#one of life’s greatest tragedies is the absence of a winslet-dicaprio marriage

ha ha look at that nerd he just peed his fucking pants

“sir that is a 2 month old baby”

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out