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01

Sep

My name is Madison and I like to dye various parts of my hair. Also unintentionally copied Addie’s hair. Sorry, Addie. #oopsiepoopsie

My name is Madison and I like to dye various parts of my hair. Also unintentionally copied Addie’s hair. Sorry, Addie. #oopsiepoopsie

28

Aug

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

27

Aug

(Source: starfleetist)

(Source: sugoihentai)

(Source: veuc)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

08

Aug

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you  hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

02

Aug

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

01

Aug

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute)

j-o-s-h-ramsay:

i feel like these get more and more stupid as they go on

but i love them